1. “Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.”
2. “Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.”
3. “It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.”
4. “Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.”
5. “Nobody ever forgets where he buried a hatchet.”
6. “The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.”
7. “When a fellow says, "It ain't the money but the principle of the thing," it's the money.”
8. “Why doesn't the fellow who says "I'm no speechmaker" let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration?”
