1. "God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die."
2. "I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."
3. ”I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.”
4. “Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems. A playful mind is inquisitive, and learning is fun. If you indulge your natural curiosity and retain a sense of fun in new experience, I think you'll find it functions as a sort of shock absorber for the bumpy road ahead.”
5. ”There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
6. ”There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!”
7. "Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em!"?"
