Ginsberg's Theorem (The modern statement of the three laws of thermodynamics)
1. You can't win.
2. You can't even break even.
3. You can't get out of the game.
4. THE LAW OF ENTROPY:
The perversity of the universe tends towards a maximum.
Freeman's Commentary on Ginsberg's Theorem:
"Every majoy philosophy that attempts to make life seem meaningful is based on the negation of one part of Ginsberg's Theorem.
"1. Capitalism is based on the assumption that you can win.
"2. Socialism is based on the assumption that you can break even.
"3. Mysticism is based on the assumption that you can quit the game."