1. “All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.”
2. “Be kind to unkind people; they probably need it the most.”
3. “I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.”
4. "If only I could get that wonderful feeling of accomplishment, without having to accomplish anything."
5. “I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent.”
6. ”It's not easy taking my problems one at a time when they refuse to get in line.”
7. “Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?” ~
8. “Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove.”
9. “Maybe I'm lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the wrong direction.”
10. ”My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.”
11. “My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.”
12. ”My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure.”
13. "My research consists of studying the effects of putting somebody like me into a world like this."
14. “My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.”
15. “Please don't ask me what the score is, I'm not even sure what the game is.”
16. “Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.”
17. “Sometimes I need what only you can provide -- your absence.”
18. “Sometimes I think I understand everything... Then I regain consciousness.”
19. “Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story.”
20. “Strangely enough, this is the past that somebody in the future is longing to go back to.”
21. “Take Courage! Whatever you decide to do, it will probably be the wrong thing.”
22. “The best reason for having dreams is that in dreams no reasons are necessary."
23. ”The closest you will ever come in this life to an orderly universe is a good library.”
24. "To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target."
25. “Try to be the best of what you are, even if what you are is no good.”
26. “Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.”
