Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Humor - Banned Children's Books

Banned Children's Books

Dad's New Wife Timothy

Pop! Goes the Hamster...and Other Great Microwave Games

How to Become the Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School

Safe Sex and the Zip-Lock Bag

Testing Homemade Parachutes With Nothing At All But Your Household Pets

Egghead - and Other Things

Mrs. Dumpty Gave Humpty The Complete Set Of "Mother Got Goosed" Nursery Rhymes

Peter Rabbit's Frisky Adventures

The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad

The Tickling Babysitter Babar Meets the Taxidermist

Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear

Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables

Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Mom's Purse

The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy

Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

Let's Draw Betty and Veronica Without Their Clothes On

The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead

How to Insert Sharp Objects into Your Ear

When is Later?

The Beanie Babies and the Putrid Odor

Why Mommy and Daddy Are Bouncing on the Bed

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Get Kinky

Rin Tin Tin Guards the Herd of Sheep

How Far is Not Far?

Three Men in a Tub - The Untold Story

The Boy Who Cried "Fire!"

Things Rat Poison Looks Like

Why Uncle Bud Falls Down

Two Fingers in the Dike

Back To School! A Munitions Primer

Jack and Jill and Ted and Alice

Things That Are Really Sharp

How Dopey Got His Name

Spinach or Steroids - A Guide to Scholarships


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